i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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