theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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