Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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