but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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