can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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