what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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