Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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