I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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