Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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