Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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