idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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