hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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