Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
