Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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