her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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