they need to just BURY HIM!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
