hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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