Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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