So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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