if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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