Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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