my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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