we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
well you can't waste a boner
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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