Do vagina's smell?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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