i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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