I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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