Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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