did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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