I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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