Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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