I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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