Your tits are I can't wait for
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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