these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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