Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I want to fling myself into the sun
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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