id be glad to
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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