I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Randomize