You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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