So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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