I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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