His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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