bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
