well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Did I show you my penis last night?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
third nipple confirmed
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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