She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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