Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You were trust falling into bushes
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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