Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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