i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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