I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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