I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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