yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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