He kissed a someone with a penis
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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