Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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