Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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