we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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