omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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