I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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