i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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