i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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